Can I get....

So as a waitress at a well known restaurant I decided what better way to get rid of all the crazy stuff that happens than to write about it so here goes:

So we recently had new coupons go out for people to get a better deal when they eat at RT but I swear I've never hated anything more! When a check is $ 60 and the coupon makes it $ 40 why would you tip less? Did I do $40 worth of work? Uh NO! so WTF? I smile and answer your questions, laugh at your dumb ass jokes and you run me like a house maid and expect me to read your mind and tip me crap so why do you feel I deserve less? On top of everything else I had one lady had the nerve to tell me " I didn't want lemon so can you take this cup back and bring me a new water and don't go back there and take it out and bring me the same one" HOLD UP lady the lemon was on the side of the cup I wanted to take it off at the table and smile brightly and say there you go! But I also wanted to take the lemon dunk it in the cup and say DRINK THAT SHIT! We were really busy tonight and I am thankful for that but why must people be so mean when they go out to eat I know I don't deserve to be treated meanly just because you had a bad day and if you think I'm going to stand there and take it you're so wrong. Don't people learn anything? You never mess with the person who handles your food!